Goatee Saver

http://www.youtube.com/user/GoateeSaver#p/a/f/0/sbHU8qOy2c4

I want this, but only if it comes with the hooker with the pink and zebra dress

Insert pirate noise here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMjQAN9ZoxE

Heart Satire

Best piece of satire I've read since "A Modest Proposal" by Johnathan Swift.

"Body Ritual Among the Nacirema"  by Horace Miner

Hint: to get the satire you're gonna have to read some words backwards

Sorry to Bum Ya'll Out Today

But it's gloomy here in Chicago... and this empowered/cracked me up. A VERY useful rape analogy.

http://ht.ly/6wJR4?ref=nf

The Best Time I Cried at My Desk and the Mexican Dishwasher Looked at Me Funnier Than He Normally Does

Was because I was reading this, hormonal, and renewing my hope in the state of modern love.

http://www.good.is/post/chat-history/

I know we're supposed to make each other laugh here, but this is both hilarious and touching. As my stoner dad always says, you have to have some rain to make a rainbow, right?

Maddie = awesome at sex!

In case you didn't know, Urban Dictionary is telling everyone I'm "brilliant at sex." Hope defining your names is equally awesome.

And the proof...

Does The Guy Come With It?

Just sayin... not sure which item I want more, the head or the guy.