Goatee Saver

http://www.youtube.com/user/GoateeSaver#p/a/f/0/sbHU8qOy2c4

I want this, but only if it comes with the hooker with the pink and zebra dress

Insert pirate noise here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMjQAN9ZoxE

Heart Satire

Best piece of satire I've read since "A Modest Proposal" by Johnathan Swift.

"Body Ritual Among the Nacirema"  by Horace Miner

Hint: to get the satire you're gonna have to read some words backwards

Sorry to Bum Ya'll Out Today

But it's gloomy here in Chicago... and this empowered/cracked me up. A VERY useful rape analogy.

http://ht.ly/6wJR4?ref=nf

The Best Time I Cried at My Desk and the Mexican Dishwasher Looked at Me Funnier Than He Normally Does

Was because I was reading this, hormonal, and renewing my hope in the state of modern love.

http://www.good.is/post/chat-history/

I know we're supposed to make each other laugh here, but this is both hilarious and touching. As my stoner dad always says, you have to have some rain to make a rainbow, right?

Maddie = awesome at sex!

In case you didn't know, Urban Dictionary is telling everyone I'm "brilliant at sex." Hope defining your names is equally awesome.

And the proof...

Does The Guy Come With It?

Just sayin... not sure which item I want more, the head or the guy.

YES PLEASE!

 

 (from NPR)

where have our American values gone?!

or more importantly our whiskey dispenser in the break room?!

attn: this could have been ANY guy at hopscotch.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mis/2593742780.html

is it HIM?

thanks for defining a hipster, you silly little 24 year old girl.. enjoy the hundreds of responses to the generic description of this fella..

it's yumma!

You're gonna love it!

Click away!

"they can get quite angry from this drunkenness"

i don't really know how to blog, but this was super unmathy and and super unraleigh...

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/09/08/sweden.drunken.moose/index.html

The World's Most Patient Dog

I challenge any of you to try the same thing, not with your own dogs, but with yourselves...

Corn Nuts

I totally remember riding the bus with the ski club and hearing this add back in middle school.  still makes me shed a tear from laughing so hard.

My favorite thing on Youtube. Ever.

Please, just watch this, bitches.

The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal is amazing. This week Matt Inman put up a post about what we should have been taught in high school; it hit pretty close to home...especially the Math. Check it out: HERE!

Maybe There Are Stereotypes For A Reason

(Bro/Ho Anatomy)

So while I was killing time reading TED talk transcripts in Sociology class the other day, I almost missed this gem of a website my prof. put up as "legit research."  (which it clearly is not)  It's a word cloud analysis of OkCupid broken down into gender and race.  Not only is the data hilarious, but so is the analysis.  "...I have to say that the mind of the white man is the world's greatest sausagefest."  As if we didn't know that already.

The REAL 'Stuff White People Like'